couldn't be lamer

supreme-goose-overlord:

baby dragons that haven’t learned how to breath fire yet and just stumble around blowing smoke and trying to look as intimidating as their parents. dragon children that can’t control their fire and nearly set the entire forest on fire whenever they sneeze. teenage dragons whose voices crack whenever they try to roar. elderly dragons who gather the children around to tell them stories and blow smoke rings for them. dragons.

(via assbutttimelorddetective)

johnjewbert:

if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever

(via illegallydownloaded)

jaclcfrost:

you come into my home. you tell me that my puns are “bad”

(via humoristics)

battleroyalewith-cheese:

Why don’t dogs get to see the world too?

(Source: corgis-everywhere, via humoristics)

coyotestuck:

eriizabeto :

anniedraws :

livethefaggotry:

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You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…  

UNDER

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what

(Source: lemonteaflower, via assbutttimelorddetective)

breakfastburritoe:

I really like u but you are an ocean and I’m just a more impressive ocean with cooler and stronger sharks

(via screaming-in-the-dark)

snorlaxatives:

when did everyone on this website get so smooth

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(via orgasmic-humor)

unkhs:

I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”

(Source: leafwhirlwind, via kissme-greeneyes)

i-like-butt:

"your homework still isn’t done? what have you been doing this whole time??"

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(Source: wigglytuffz, via humoristics)

psych0nek0:

Nibbling at the speed of nyoom.

(Source: glitterpiggies, via thefuuuucomics)

skypestripper:

hearing a story thats obviously made up

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(via humoristics)

nhude:

I wanna meet someone’s who’s going to be like ‘hey wake up I’m taking you on an adventure’

(via rinnotsosecretlyinlovewithharu)

corradocoia:

 

And that’s how you cut to a wide shot.

(Source: space-bees, via rinnotsosecretlyinlovewithharu)

4gifs:

You won’t be needing this anymore…