couldn't be lamer

longdogunderfoot:

Dex pretending to swim

»»» people that look similar to bae but probably don’t have the same characteristics

You’ve been carrying yourself
around like a secret that you
don’t give away to anyone you
meet. You are wrapped in dark
thoughts and flower perfume
and everything about you is
equally interesting. Like the sky,
you seem a little unreal, and
always endlessly fascinating.
wtm, I could watch you for hours (via wordscanbeenough)

(via the-stars-just-blink-for-us)

rrrrosa:

those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next

image

(via ruinedchildhood)

amenparis:

If you close your eyes right before Mrs. George’s new boobs hit, your brain will think that you have died. Some people find calmness in this.

netlfix:

hash browns will be served at my wedding

(Source: netlfix, via penistucky)

"There’s always room to improve and change the line up."

hahaha

offfffffffffthesouthernisles:

Guardian of the Galaxy spoilers 

(Source: lilygarlands, via humoristics)

donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis:

If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store

(Source: ignorntatheist, via ijustwanttohugtomhiddleston)